Yankees Bury Bernie Williams Under New Stadium For Good Luck

There is a hilarious story on theonion.com today, here's a short excerpt and the link:

"By giving Bernie this chance, we have once again proven why we are the classiest organization in all of sports," Levine added. "Lesser teams would have overreacted to this whole curse thing and buried Derek Jeter."

Check it out here: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/yankees_bury_bernie_williams_under