Joel Zumaya is an Idiot

The Tigers need help. Their team is in shambles. Nobody is healthy. Their bullpen sucks. They really need Joel Zumaya back. They need him to be focused, healthy, and hungry. Let's take a look at how that's coming along:

I don't know which pictures would be more alarming to Tigers fans. Should it be hoisting himself up on a keg on that surgically repaired shoulder? Or the Guitar Hero pic, the very game that injured that shoulder in the first place?

Either way, you have to be concerned if you a Detroit follower.